Bush: a shoe-in for Worst President Ever

By $Zero


This Just In:


Shoe Message Revealed




Obligatory Questions:

Asked by Jon Friedman

"But let me talk about
the guy throwing the shoe...

It's one way to gain attention.

Uhhh, it's like going to a political
rally and having people yell at you.

[...]

I don't know what the guy's cause is...

But one thing is for certain, he caused
you to ask me a question about it."

Yes, as he puts his tiny-brained foot in his big-egoed mouth yet again, and again, it is clear that Bush certainly is a shoe-in for the Worst American President Ever. Characterizing people who throw shoes at other people as some sort of democratic free-speech thinger, just to appear to be a tough guy. Yikes. What a wimp.

INTRODUCING:

The Official
Lame Duck Ducking
Fun Pun Posting Place!

(trying saying THAT three times fast)

So, anyway, put your very best foot forward; kick the tires on the worst used-car in the history of American Motors; and contribute your most "clever" Lame Duck Ducking Fun Puns in the comments below.

Or don't.

But seriously, one can't imagine that reporters will be required to go barefoot at Obama's press conferences, ya know?

He just doesn't engender that kind of sentiment.

He keeps it cool.

Anyway...

Looking forward to 2009.

And while reporters may well be required to wear Flip Flops to briefings in the coming years, it'll only be because they're way more comfortable.

And humane.

...

(The Flip Flops, not the reporters.)

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